nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
|hq| Virgin Festival, 2006
So, erm.. This happened..
Esteban? more like EsteDAMN
I bet his name isn’t the only thing long about him
reblogging for the comment
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
girls are fucking badass.
I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”
hats off for the ultimate dad joke
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE
i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”